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Jul 28, 2013 0:41:06 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 0:41:06 GMT -5
O..M..G just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder ... I wonder if anyones ever watched the whole thing? (** wipes tear from eye **) *Makes a B-line to Laughter and slaps him across the face* You told me only I make you laugh that hard. You told me I was your one and only belly jiggler. *Slaps Laughter again for good measure* Steve, you can have this chuckle fu.ck. I'm done with him! I hope you enjoy my sloppy seconds. *Turns around to put nose in the air and starts swaying the hips while walking away, making sure you know just what you're losing* Lmao Hahaha....are you trying to say that Laughy is whöre for laughs lol (Thats funny, the digital mod turned the word wh_re into "sleeper" lol
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Jul 28, 2013 0:47:26 GMT -5
Post by silence on Jul 28, 2013 0:47:26 GMT -5
Steve, when are you gonna bite the bullet and recede into permanent samadhi?
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Jul 28, 2013 0:55:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 0:55:45 GMT -5
Steve, when are you gonna bite the bullet and recede into permanent samadhi? One would think: when the vasanas (habitual patterns of mind )are cleared but really.....I don't know
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Jul 28, 2013 1:01:58 GMT -5
Post by Reefs on Jul 28, 2013 1:01:58 GMT -5
Steve, when are you gonna bite the bullet and recede into permanent samadhi? One would think: when the vasanas are cleared but really.....I don't know I've heard enlightenment water helps, especially with a shot of Byron Katie, stirred with a Bashar spoon.
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Jul 28, 2013 1:23:32 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 1:23:32 GMT -5
One would think: when the vasanas are cleared but really.....I don't know I've heard enlightenment water helps, especially with a shot of Byron Katie, stirred with a Bashar spoon. Nah, just remain in the subjective state of not knowing and undifferentiation, while being alert, and the patterns and movement of mind absorption will wind down on their own ;-) no special recipe required
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Jul 28, 2013 1:31:31 GMT -5
Post by Reefs on Jul 28, 2013 1:31:31 GMT -5
I've heard enlightenment water helps, especially with a shot of Byron Katie, stirred with a Bashar spoon. Nah, just remain in the subjective state of not knowing and undifferentiation, while being alert, and the patterns and movement of mind absorption will wind down on their own ;-) no special recipe required
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Jul 28, 2013 1:51:40 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 1:51:40 GMT -5
I don't hold any interest in some imagined future where I'm undone into a constant Samadhi.
Perhaos its more accurate to say, that when its noticed that I'm not absorbed in Samadhi in any moment, with earnestness I return to Samadhi through the gates of Dh?rana and Dhy?na....the "effort" is in THIS moment FOR this moment....no future exists outside of a thought in this moment.
Sahajah Samadi is not something that can be in some imagined future or past...
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Jul 28, 2013 4:09:09 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 4:09:09 GMT -5
if you go without your mind in the first instance an stay there at the centre of gravity,(Samadhe) your mind will follow you Steve.
Take a leap into the void an enjoy a laugh a minute.
When the cranium is vacated one no-longer gets attached to what they're creating as there is no-one there to be held responsible.
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Jul 28, 2013 4:12:17 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 4:12:17 GMT -5
the root of effortlessness is like pissing in ones pants at the drop of ones sombrero.
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Jul 28, 2013 10:03:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 10:03:45 GMT -5
*looks in the mirror and applies lipstick* You never really know who a man is. *continues to apply mascara* Until the filter is removed. *puts blonde wig on* *puckers lips into the mirror* *slaps Beingist's ass on the way out of the dressing room* See you on stage, sistah! fair to say you look hideous in drag?
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Jul 28, 2013 10:06:02 GMT -5
Post by Beingist on Jul 28, 2013 10:06:02 GMT -5
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Jul 28, 2013 10:36:22 GMT -5
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Post by topology on Jul 28, 2013 10:36:22 GMT -5
*looks in the mirror and applies lipstick* You never really know who a man is. *continues to apply mascara* Until the filter is removed. *puts blonde wig on* *puckers lips into the mirror* *slaps Beingist's ass on the way out of the dressing room* See you on stage, sistah! fair to say you look hideous in drag? *starts screaming in pain* My eyes, MY EYES! *covers eyes and starts to do deep breathing to calm down* I don't know what's worse, that image. *peeks between fingers* Or thinking "I'd tap that!" *closes fingers and shudders with every fiber of my being*
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Jul 28, 2013 10:46:11 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 10:46:11 GMT -5
Or thinking "I'd tap that!" um, ms. divine wertz .. that's a dude (not that there's anything wrong with that) ==== post script edit: I see my attempts at humor often fall short (not referring to the photoshop). A good rule of thumb ... 92% of everything I write here has a laughing person typing them. emoticons don't help apparently.
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Jul 28, 2013 10:49:05 GMT -5
Post by laughter on Jul 28, 2013 10:49:05 GMT -5
O..M..G just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder ... I wonder if anyones ever watched the whole thing? (** wipes tear from eye **) *Makes a B-line to Laughter and slaps him across the face* You told me only I make you laugh that hard. You told me I was your one and only belly jiggler. *Slaps Laughter again for good measure* Steve, you can have this chuckle fu.ck. I'm done with him! I hope you enjoy my sloppy seconds. *Turns around to put nose in the air and starts swaying the hips while walking away, making sure you know just what you're losing* Awwwwwww ... honey ... you look so beautiful when you're angry! It was just laughter! I promise! It didn't mean anything! (** looks dolefully at the pile of dirty dishes in the sink **)
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Jul 28, 2013 10:51:17 GMT -5
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Post by topology on Jul 28, 2013 10:51:17 GMT -5
Or thinking "I'd tap that!" um, ms. divine wertz .. that's a dude (not that there's anything wrong with that) Whatever it was, it was indeed hideous. *shudders again*
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