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Smoking
Sept 7, 2013 8:44:57 GMT -5
Post by freejoy on Sept 7, 2013 8:44:57 GMT -5
I was wondering if I smoke cigarettes and get Enlightened by some mysterious mystical miracle. Would me smoking cause millions to smoke and suffer a painfull death?
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Smoking
Sept 7, 2013 8:47:40 GMT -5
Post by freejoy on Sept 7, 2013 8:47:40 GMT -5
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Smoking
Sept 7, 2013 9:57:10 GMT -5
Post by freejoy on Sept 7, 2013 9:57:10 GMT -5
"I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever you bind on earth shall have been bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall have been loosed in heaven."… ~ Jesus
It seems that Jesus is saying here that whatever Enlightened people want they create for all the people. Sorta
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Smoking
Sept 7, 2013 10:00:10 GMT -5
Post by Beingist on Sept 7, 2013 10:00:10 GMT -5
"I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever you bind on earth shall have been bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall have been loosed in heaven."… ~ Jesus
It seems that Jesus is saying here that whatever Enlightened people want they create for all the people. Sorta Roman Catholics have long argued that what Jesus was doing was ordaining Peter as the first pope.
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Smoking
Sept 7, 2013 20:43:24 GMT -5
Post by laughter on Sept 7, 2013 20:43:24 GMT -5
I was wondering if I smoke cigarettes and get Enlightened by some mysterious mystical miracle. Would me smoking cause millions to smoke and suffer a painfull death? Not all enlightened people smoke. Only the cool ones, so only cool people or uncool people trying to look cool would die from following them.
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Smoking
Sept 8, 2013 4:46:42 GMT -5
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Post by earnest on Sept 8, 2013 4:46:42 GMT -5
I was wondering if I smoke cigarettes and get Enlightened by some mysterious mystical miracle. Would me smoking cause millions to smoke and suffer a painfull death? Not all enlightened people smoke. Only the cool ones, so only cool people or uncool people trying to look cool would die from following them. that ain't cool
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Smoking
Sept 8, 2013 12:40:49 GMT -5
Post by freejoy on Sept 8, 2013 12:40:49 GMT -5
I was wondering if I smoke cigarettes and get Enlightened by some mysterious mystical miracle. Would me smoking cause millions to smoke and suffer a painfull death? Not all enlightened people smoke. Only the cool ones, so only cool people or uncool people trying to look cool would die from following them. I never started to look cool. I was so aginst smoking and my brother smoked so I tried paying him to stop, I tried so many things then one day he said "you don't know how hard it is to stop" So I told him I would start and then when I quit he had to quit too. Never worked out as I planed.
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Smoking
Sept 8, 2013 14:00:54 GMT -5
Post by laughter on Sept 8, 2013 14:00:54 GMT -5
Not all enlightened people smoke. Only the cool ones, so only cool people or uncool people trying to look cool would die from following them. that ain't cool yer right! I misspelled it!
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Smoking
Sept 8, 2013 14:03:22 GMT -5
Post by laughter on Sept 8, 2013 14:03:22 GMT -5
Not all enlightened people smoke. Only the cool ones, so only cool people or uncool people trying to look cool would die from following them. I never started to look cool. I was so aginst smoking and my brother smoked so I tried paying him to stop, I tried so many things then one day he said "you don't know how hard it is to stop" So I told him I would start and then when I quit he had to quit too. Never worked out as I planed. Don't worry. Just get enlightened 'cause enlightened people get special en lightened lungs that float a magic few centimeters over all the toxins.
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Smoking
Sept 9, 2013 8:33:56 GMT -5
Post by freejoy on Sept 9, 2013 8:33:56 GMT -5
I never started to look cool. I was so aginst smoking and my brother smoked so I tried paying him to stop, I tried so many things then one day he said "you don't know how hard it is to stop" So I told him I would start and then when I quit he had to quit too. Never worked out as I planed. Don't worry. Just get enlightened 'cause enlightened people get special en lightened lungs that float a magic few centimeters over all the toxins. I'm going to grow me some brand new ones with stem cells.
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Smoking
Sept 9, 2013 14:45:40 GMT -5
Post by laughter on Sept 9, 2013 14:45:40 GMT -5
Don't worry. Just get enlightened 'cause enlightened people get special en lightened lungs that float a magic few centimeters over all the toxins. I'm going to grow me some brand new ones with stem cells. Don't use your own! Make sure they're the donor is an enlightened person!
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Post by charliegee on Sept 12, 2013 15:39:20 GMT -5
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Smoking
Oct 13, 2013 18:57:11 GMT -5
Post by acewall on Oct 13, 2013 18:57:11 GMT -5
lol, Charlie... wiffout the lord where would we be?
Freejoy, main thing about smokin is not to beat yourself up about it. Just do it morenmore awarely. only the ripe fruit drops from the tree.
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