Post by park on Feb 3, 2011 22:28:54 GMT -5
Dear patient,
Welcome to St Mary's Mental Institution. Please fill out our admittance sheet drawing only from the experience of your current psychotic episode. If you would like to answer from a previous psychotic episode, please add an asterix at the beginning of your answer.
Whether you are terminally ill, or have suffered merely temporary episodes, we urge you to consider staying at our facility. It's just like home.
1. There is no free will whatsoever.
2. I am not a person.
3. There are no people .
4. There are no living beings.
5. The world is merely a movie. Noone is watching.
6. Outside of my movie, nothing exists. Egypt does not exist. The Andromeda Galaxy does not exist. It only exists when I observe it.
7. Even the movie is not real. It has the same status as an ordinary dream.
8. I am immortal. I was never born. I will never die.
9. I am not myself, but I am everyone else.
9. I consider myself totally sane, and 99% of people I interact with to be mentally ill because they consider themselves to be "people".
10. I would not hesitate to destroy all Universes, all Gods, all life forms. It would not change anything.
11. I am infinitely big, and infinitely black. I am Nothing. I am conciousness itself.
If there are any additional characteristics pertaining to your psychotic episode, or you feel that our questions do not adequately express the gravity of your plight, please do not hesitate to mention them.
Thank you for your cooperation. Dinner is at 6 pm, and you will be issued a straightjacket prior to it. Please learn to use a straw in the meantime. For your convenience, all foods are prepared in liquid form.
Sincerely,
St. Mary's
Welcome to St Mary's Mental Institution. Please fill out our admittance sheet drawing only from the experience of your current psychotic episode. If you would like to answer from a previous psychotic episode, please add an asterix at the beginning of your answer.
Whether you are terminally ill, or have suffered merely temporary episodes, we urge you to consider staying at our facility. It's just like home.
1. There is no free will whatsoever.
2. I am not a person.
3. There are no people .
4. There are no living beings.
5. The world is merely a movie. Noone is watching.
6. Outside of my movie, nothing exists. Egypt does not exist. The Andromeda Galaxy does not exist. It only exists when I observe it.
7. Even the movie is not real. It has the same status as an ordinary dream.
8. I am immortal. I was never born. I will never die.
9. I am not myself, but I am everyone else.
9. I consider myself totally sane, and 99% of people I interact with to be mentally ill because they consider themselves to be "people".
10. I would not hesitate to destroy all Universes, all Gods, all life forms. It would not change anything.
11. I am infinitely big, and infinitely black. I am Nothing. I am conciousness itself.
If there are any additional characteristics pertaining to your psychotic episode, or you feel that our questions do not adequately express the gravity of your plight, please do not hesitate to mention them.
Thank you for your cooperation. Dinner is at 6 pm, and you will be issued a straightjacket prior to it. Please learn to use a straw in the meantime. For your convenience, all foods are prepared in liquid form.
Sincerely,
St. Mary's