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Post by laughter on Jan 21, 2020 14:05:42 GMT -5
Do you know the chemical composition of fart is? Answer : Skatole and Indole. I've found the best way to check for hookers in casinos is to fart, and then brag about knowing the chemical composition.. and if she sticks around then she's definitely a pro Wow. I'm positively star-struck dude. If we were Brits I'd shout " Look at this guy! A foookin' LEGEND!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2020 17:49:09 GMT -5
Wow. I'm positively star-struck dude. If we were Brits I'd shout " Look at this guy! A foookin' LEGEND!" Ricky Gervais is the only funny Brit I know of
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Post by enigma on Jan 21, 2020 18:14:25 GMT -5
<*** Takes a deep breath. ***> This Jesus thing is tricky. The version we get from the Gospels is definitely adulterated, skewed to justify prejudice and condemnation. Unfortunately those who turned his teaching into a religion have felt the need to build bunkers rather than bridges. Not always unwarranted, there were those lion feasts where the main course were Christian's. Ah, the good old days! And yet there is enough still there in the historical artifact, in the Gospels, to disarm the haters. What can they do with "love your enemies," "do good to those that harm you," "do not judge." This is why I am follower of Jesus, of Self. This Christian thing is an add-on to make his message marketable. Whenever I hear Christians spout hatred and disdain toward Gays, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists, the hate list is long. I remind them that love, forgiveness and therefore acceptance is the core theme of his teaching.It might be worth mentioning that he wasn't a Christian either. It's not relevant as long as the doctrine matches the teaching, which of course it doesn't.
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Post by enigma on Jan 21, 2020 18:47:00 GMT -5
But the existential question remains; if the bear farts in the woods and there is no self to smell it, does it still stink? (** hands andy a compass and points toward the woods **) **Sending woowoo energy to Andy's second nose**
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Post by enigma on Jan 21, 2020 18:48:19 GMT -5
No, no, the sacred texts are clear that the second nose is only for experiencing the transcendence of bear farts. That one would have made good kindling for Bill Murray's camp fire. Bill would have been squarely in his element with that.
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Post by enigma on Jan 21, 2020 18:56:21 GMT -5
(** hands andy a compass and points toward the woods **) Ain't going nowhere without a clothes peg! Trust in the force and remember, do, or do not do, there is no try.
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Post by krsnaraja on Jan 21, 2020 19:05:42 GMT -5
Do you know the chemical composition of fart is? Answer : Skatole and Indole. I've found the best way to check for hookers in casinos is to fart, and then brag about knowing the chemical composition.. and if she sticks around then she's definitely a pro Have you tried being massaged full body swedish? Can't help farting while you are being massage. That's air accumulating in your tummy from the air blebs being broken from the massaging of the muscles on your back. The air blebs broken find its way into your tummy. This bloats your abdomen. Finally you can't anymore hold and fart loudly at the massage therapist massaging you behind.
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Post by justlikeyou on Jan 21, 2020 21:16:16 GMT -5
In any case, for those with eyes to see it, Niz had at least two non-conceptual realizations. First he realized himself as pure, wordless being, the I am. Then later, he realized himself as that beyond being... the Absolute. That’s two. But interesting, too, how he mentions continuing “discoveries”. Sounds like he had even more realizations after the second. o.k. I neither agree nor disagree about the two different realizations, partly because there's alot he said and I might not be as familiar with the exact content you're referring to. FWIW, in counterpoint, one of what I consider to be his most powerful quotes seems to be about a singular "last step". I don't offer that to try to make you wrong, and I can tell you're not really attached to your opinion, it's just as a sort of alternative outlook. Yes, you're right. It is a conversation but it is not a hill to die by any means. :-) From the Niz dialogue you provided a link to: in solitude and darkness, the last step is made which ends ignorance and fear forever. Yes, makes me wonder about the "steps" leading up to the last one before he leaped into the Void. :-)
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Post by satchitananda on Jan 21, 2020 21:25:27 GMT -5
Reefs you are blatantly manipulating these threads. You took zendancer's post to which I replied and put it in the pettifoggery thread and then took the same post from zd and put it in this thread without my reply. Are you trying to rewrite history?
I have added my reply back to it in this thread.
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Post by Reefs on Jan 22, 2020 0:16:58 GMT -5
Reefs you are blatantly manipulating these threads. You took zendancer's post to which I replied and put it in the pettifoggery thread and then took the same post from zd and put it in this thread without my reply. Are you trying to rewrite history? I have added my reply back to it in this thread. Satch, currently there is only one thread where food fights are allowed (pettifoggery thread). All food fight posts will eventually be moved there. So if one of your posts should end up there then you either were engaging in a food fight or replied to a food fight post before I decided to move part of the conversation. So your post didn't get lost, it has just been moved. And double posts will be deleted as usual. Nothing serious going on here. Just the usual housekeeping routine. R
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Post by satchitananda on Jan 22, 2020 1:00:46 GMT -5
Reefs you are blatantly manipulating these threads. You took zendancer's post to which I replied and put it in the pettifoggery thread and then took the same post from zd and put it in this thread without my reply. Are you trying to rewrite history? I have added my reply back to it in this thread. Satch, currently there is only one thread where food fights are allowed (pettifoggery thread). All food fight posts will eventually be moved there. So if one of your posts should end up there then you either were engaging in a food fight or replied to a food fight post before I decided to move part of the conversation. So your post didn't get lost, it has just been moved. And double posts will be deleted as usual. Nothing serious going on here. Just the usual housekeeping routine. R Just for the record, I wasn't participating in a food fight. In fact I can't remember the last time I saw a food fight in this forum so maybe you have a different definition of a food fight than I do. Everyone seems so well behaved.
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Post by Reefs on Jan 22, 2020 2:01:58 GMT -5
Satch, currently there is only one thread where food fights are allowed (pettifoggery thread). All food fight posts will eventually be moved there. So if one of your posts should end up there then you either were engaging in a food fight or replied to a food fight post before I decided to move part of the conversation. So your post didn't get lost, it has just been moved. And double posts will be deleted as usual. Nothing serious going on here. Just the usual housekeeping routine. R Just for the record, I wasn't participating in a food fight. In fact I can't remember the last time I saw a food fight in this forum so maybe you have a different definition of a food fight than I do. Everyone seems so well behaved. Yes, everyone seems rather well-behaved at the moment, except you. And ZD already gave you a warning. So let's not further escalate it. I suggest you take a look at how much time you spend on the forum each day. Usually, when people hover around here 24/7 they get a little carried away and lose all sense of objectivity. Just a suggestion.
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Post by satchitananda on Jan 22, 2020 2:05:11 GMT -5
Just for the record, I wasn't participating in a food fight. In fact I can't remember the last time I saw a food fight in this forum so maybe you have a different definition of a food fight than I do. Everyone seems so well behaved. Yes, everyone seems rather well-behaved at the moment, except you. And ZD already gave you a warning. So let's not further escalate it. I suggest you take a look at how much time you spend on the forum each day. Usually, when people hover around here 24/7 they get a little carried away and lose all sense of objectivity. Just a suggestion. Firstly what is your reasoning behind your assertion that I am misbehaving and secondly what is the warning that zd gave me. What are you both afraid of?
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Post by Reefs on Jan 22, 2020 2:17:11 GMT -5
Yes, everyone seems rather well-behaved at the moment, except you. And ZD already gave you a warning. So let's not further escalate it. I suggest you take a look at how much time you spend on the forum each day. Usually, when people hover around here 24/7 they get a little carried away and lose all sense of objectivity. Just a suggestion. Firstly what is your reasoning behind your assertion that I am misbehaving and secondly what is the warning that zd gave me. What are you both afraid of? Satch, FYI, trolling is against the rules as is crusading. I've deleted your double post for the third time now. Remember what I've said about not further escalating the situation. R
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Post by satchitananda on Jan 22, 2020 2:39:53 GMT -5
Firstly what is your reasoning behind your assertion that I am misbehaving and secondly what is the warning that zd gave me. What are you both afraid of? Satch, FYI, trolling is against the rules as is crusading. I've deleted your double post for the third time now. Remember what I've said about not further escalating the situation. R Escalate escalate escalate! Why haven't you deleted zendancer's double post? His post is in both threads but somehow my response in the dream thread is not permissible? Is that to give zendancer the final say? Boy, I didn't know delusion could run so deep. Go ahead and ban me because I don't intend remaining quiet so that will be your only option, but for God's sake if you do, make sure it's permanent. I don't think I can take your and zendancer's big spiritual insecure egos any longer. 😀 It's not as if this is a huge forum is it? It's just a group of dudes hanging out on the porch. What will it be like when you grow up and go out into the real world?
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