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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 11:54:09 GMT -5
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:02:10 GMT -5
Primus-Maximus and Diggos-Shortos
walked in some hallway
desputing some subject.
Primus-Maximus said,
"I bet you don't get what I just said."
Diggos-Shortos replied,
"I do, but who are you?"
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:05:58 GMT -5
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:16:19 GMT -5
Satch and Itananda
walked along a buisy road.
Satch said,
"I'm not your buddy!"
Itananda replied,
"I don't care."
Satch then said,
"but you better do care!"
Itananda replied,
"I can't be bothered."
Satch said,
"Here! This is something to bother about!"
SMUG!
Itananda replied,
"that was your best punch? Seriously?
Why hitting the wind?"
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:21:49 GMT -5
"I think you should finish the story you began to tell here. About that woman and the men who are going to have an appointment with some tv-channel officials. Remember?"
"But most people find it boring."
"I don't."
"Okay."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:28:52 GMT -5
(In some meeting-room of some tv-channel...)
"Nice shirt, dude. Look, I wear a Woodstock t-shirt under my shirt."
"Cool. And you wear green socks. That's fancy, dude."
..........
"So...your husband-ex-husband-husband will be the director of this show, Mrs. Throwdare? He looks as if he's...ahem...kind of immature."
"No. He isn't. He just pretends. Once again."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:34:10 GMT -5
(In some meeting-room of some tv-channel...) part II
"Okay, Mrs. Throwdare, here is the contract. You can sign here and your...äh...that men over there, signs here. Okay? And...is it realy true he once told you he faked most of his orgasms in your marriage?"
"Yes."
"And you believed it?"
"Yes. He can be pretty convincing."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:43:09 GMT -5
"The best form of government we currantly know about, by actually having had some good examples of what it is all about, not just in theory, is a social democrasy. Germany had it, Sweden had it, France somehow had it, Brittan had it, Holland had it, Denmark had it...etc....in the beginning, middle and late 20. century, and the people and the economie where doing fine somehow, untill the take-over happend. And us-american people had it before WW-II and the USA was on its way but then there was the war and then Kennedy got killed. Yadda-yadda..."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 12:53:06 GMT -5
"Social democrasy means: Free markets, restricted by certain laws to prevent single multi players who then can rule and run amok by dictating prices alone. It also means: free health-care is taken care of by the dictate of the governmental law, free education for all, free press, free media, a functioning multi-party congress/parlament, and many other requirements, who I could and would explain further, if there is interest in being informed about such matters here. Else I continue to engage in pseudo-spiritual group-therapie and entertainment only."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 13:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 13:17:37 GMT -5
"Come on, Anja, you're not seriously wanna tell me you're not stoned all the time, smoking lots of pot all day long."
"I'm stoned naturally by now and I just drink some white wine (with soda) to get it all together."
"You're kidding me, right?"
"No, I kid you not. It's a gift from Dr. Marley, Dr. Tosh and others."
"I think she's not kidding, dude."
"I have my doubts, but when the both of you say so, what can I do about it anyway."
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 13:24:56 GMT -5
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 13:45:26 GMT -5
After John Pilger's voice, which I can't find any ill intention in, I would like to add this....to whom it may concern: Eckhart Tolle and his Aussie Mate : www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BVLFtfjrkU |
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 13:54:44 GMT -5
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Post by billfromtexas on Sept 1, 2016 14:04:45 GMT -5
"Men...dude...Laffy, you're a real bad muddle-foddler. Sometimes I wish you would be my councler, or my advocate of some sorts."
"Yeah, Bill, and I wish you would have finished your studies."
"But I did."
"You did?"
"Yes. Here is my diploma."
"A turquise skull-necklace?"
"Yes. Something wrong with dat?"
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