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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 3:59:34 GMT -5
TM Psychics may soon reveal that one of the people posting in the New Age & Spirituality message board, could quite possibly be a dead Mormon. The Mormon religion has been known to steal its oppositions souls soon after death an make them their-own before they can reach the appropriate heaven. It seems that one disgruntled soul has returned to tell its story but TRADE ME australia is refusing to allow the Medium, a low flying Religious person of the opposing Culture, the right to speak-up an declare what is going on between Churches. TM spokesperson wants to take it to Sharia Law before they proceed with the case.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 4:47:20 GMT -5
Neighbourhood NEWS FLASH men take note.
'farts by females are not allowed'
Imagine the largest Muslim population in the world, passing such nonsense LAWS to control and suppress Allahs people. What's next ?
ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA
An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia Law, has banned female citizens from passing-gas. Sayyid Yahia, Mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty.
“Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory.
Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. (just like Jesus saves) “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man, says the mayor. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid was reported saying. Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital, is critical of the proposed law : “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The Mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the Sharia Court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones. On another note, the local Islamic scholars were mostly divided over the law. Well-known Muslim activists like Bashar Abdulla voiced his objection, “How to pass gas is not regulated in Sharia. There is no mention of it in the Koran,” he said on his Twitter account. However, “the Islamic tradition and the values of modesty does not support women farting loud,” said Mehmood Hussain, a scholar and stenchy supporter of the law. Under the new regulation, the Mayor says that only women in the public space are going to be monitored. “It will be the responsibility of the husband to make sure that his wife upholds Islamic values at home”. He also argued that there is no scientific evidence supporting health benefits of passing gas, in Koran. The City council will be evaluating the regulation in a week, after which it could turn into a by-law.
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 4, 2013 6:48:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 8:27:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 8:32:22 GMT -5
that's my guess too. not the farting story, but your "I'm distraught about not being enlightened" one.
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 4, 2013 8:39:15 GMT -5
Bad of course. Since when do you need fiction to make fun of Muslims? Their reality is already ridiculous enough. And why do you need Muslims for that in the first place? I could write all day about shít happening here in Germany that send shivers down my spine, I'm sure you could do the same about NZ or Australia or wherever you are.
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 4, 2013 8:41:10 GMT -5
that's my guess too. not the farting story, but your "I'm distraught about not being enlightened" one. Where did I say that?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 8:48:30 GMT -5
that's my guess too. not the farting story, but your "I'm distraught about not being enlightened" one. Where did I say that? you haven't, you continually insist that you are being serious and forthright. I'm not convinced that you are. but I did preface my comment with "my guess". no point in pressing the issue though, so good luck if your story is sincere.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 20:28:40 GMT -5
Bad of course. Since when do you need fiction to make fun of Muslims? Their reality is already ridiculous enough. And why do you need Muslims for that in the first place? I could write all day about shít happening here in Germany that send shivers down my spine, I'm sure you could do the same about NZ or Australia or wherever you are. George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2013 1:24:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 10:25:20 GMT -5
Study: All Of Your Memories Implanted In You 5 Minutes Ago When Universe Was CreatedNEWS IN BRIEF • Science & Technology • ISSUE 49•34 • Aug 21, 2013 WASHINGTON—Challenging years of research examining the cognitive and biological processes underlying human memory, a new study by researchers at Georgetown University has found that all experiences of the past stored in a person’s mind are in fact information artificially implanted five minutes ago when our universe was first created. “Previous studies suggest that human memories are created over time through the formation of neuronal connections enhanced and strengthened through meaningful association, but our research suggests that all of our perceptions of the past, including recollections of important life milestones and learned knowledge of events in human history, were in fact inserted into our brains at the universe’s moment of creation a little more than five minutes ago—five minutes and 13 seconds ago, to be exact,” lead researcher Dr. John Isherwood said of the study’s findings, which, like all cognitive research he and his team believed they had conducted in the past, was manufactured and implanted in his brain just over 300 seconds ago when the cosmos and all its contents—and, indeed, all of existence itself—first came into being. “In fact, everything we remember or know of the past—including loving memories of family and friends, families and friendships themselves, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, the Industrial Revolution, the Roman Empire, Stonehenge, the Cretaceous Era, the Big Bang—never happened at all, and are in fact artificial impressions of reality implanted into our minds by an unknown entity, or entities, shortly before I just now began presenting the results of this study.” Researchers added that they are confident the study’s findings will help shape prevailing scientific thought on cognitive and brain processes in the future until the end of the universe, which is projected to occur approximately three minutes from now.
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 22, 2013 14:16:11 GMT -5
Study: All Of Your Memories Implanted In You 5 Minutes Ago When Universe Was CreatedNEWS IN BRIEF • Science & Technology • ISSUE 49•34 • Aug 21, 2013 WASHINGTON—Challenging years of research examining the cognitive and biological processes underlying human memory, a new study by researchers at Georgetown University has found that all experiences of the past stored in a person’s mind are in fact information artificially implanted five minutes ago when our universe was first created. “Previous studies suggest that human memories are created over time through the formation of neuronal connections enhanced and strengthened through meaningful association, but our research suggests that all of our perceptions of the past, including recollections of important life milestones and learned knowledge of events in human history, were in fact inserted into our brains at the universe’s moment of creation a little more than five minutes ago—five minutes and 13 seconds ago, to be exact,” lead researcher Dr. John Isherwood said of the study’s findings, which, like all cognitive research he and his team believed they had conducted in the past, was manufactured and implanted in his brain just over 300 seconds ago when the cosmos and all its contents—and, indeed, all of existence itself—first came into being. “In fact, everything we remember or know of the past—including loving memories of family and friends, families and friendships themselves, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, the Industrial Revolution, the Roman Empire, Stonehenge, the Cretaceous Era, the Big Bang—never happened at all, and are in fact artificial impressions of reality implanted into our minds by an unknown entity, or entities, shortly before I just now began presenting the results of this study.” Researchers added that they are confident the study’s findings will help shape prevailing scientific thought on cognitive and brain processes in the future until the end of the universe, which is projected to occur approximately three minutes from now. Fake.
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 24, 2013 5:11:45 GMT -5
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Post by ???????? ???????????? on Aug 27, 2013 6:03:25 GMT -5
My God, they will actually do it. I can't believe it.
60% of US people are against US military intervention. Only 9% support it. If Assad falls then the same people who were reported to have caused 9/11 will take over Syria. It is inexplicable to me how the US can just ignore this fact if is actually not in bed with the terrorists. US intervention would be directly against the interest of the American people and against everything you claim to stand for.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 6:05:51 GMT -5
My God, they will actually do it. I can't believe it. 60% of US people are against US military intervention. Only 9% support it. If Assad falls then the same people who were reported to have caused 9/11 will take over Syria. It is inexplicable to me how the US can just ignore this fact if is actually not in bed with the terrorists. US intervention would be directly against the interest of the American people and against everything you claim to stand for. what do I claim to stand for?
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